Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bjillion kids. Okay, not really a bjillion…it just seems like it. Actually, I wouldn’t even consider trading my kids for sleep. I like hearing them yell, “He’s my daddy!”

However, I wouldn’t mind if they stayed off my head.

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.”
~ Harmon Killebrew

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.
~ Sigmund Freud

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
~ Bill Cosby Read more